Wednesday, February 2, 2011

A Juicy Encounter

"You can kiss me, you know."

Her words took me by surprise. But hardly a unpleasant surprise. I have to confess, I'd been gazing longingly on those gorgeous pink lips without being quite aware of what I was doing. Those same lips were now puckered in a supremely cheeky smile. This, combined with the pure naughtiness flickering in those intoxicating chocolate-brown eyes was all too seductive. Without a word of response, I lent down and let my own lips glide against hers. The moment was electric. Her lips were like liquid silk, so soft and tender, and as erotically charged as their owner. There was no way I could resist letting my kiss be lured in deeper. My tongue slipped inside her hot little mouth, probing it, exploring it. The feeling of our tongues mingling so beautifully was indescribable.

I drew back for a moment, and cradled her chin in my hand. There was no denying it, this woman was truly beautiful. As if those aforementioned brown eyes and pink lips weren't enough, they were part of a ivory-pale, flawlessly smooth face, as well-defined as a statue but infinitely more full of life. Her mouth displayed that cheeky, irresistable smile once again. The rosy lips were complimented beautifully by cascades of fiery red hair, framing her face flawlessly. I kissed her again, the tip of my tongue flicking across her lips. Her breathing was becoming deeper but faster, and I sensed she was enjoying this too.

Gently angling her head to one side with my fingertips, I redirected by kissed against her jawline, slowly inching along it kiss by kiss. When my lips navigated over the line of her chin and began caressing her neck, an almost imperceptible sigh escaped her, and her breathing changed its depth once again. Taking this as a good sign, I kissed her neck with vigour, softly and slowly but with great passion. She moaned slightly, and her hands wrapped themselves around the back of my neck and held on tight. Emboldened by this, I dared a soft bite, which elicited a small yelp of delight. I grinned, my lips still against her neck.

Almost without my knowledge, my hands had wandered. But when they reached their apparently random destination, a jolt of excitement was sent up my arms and bee-lined straight for the back of my brain. Of course, I already knew this lady was curvy beyond belief - but feeling those exquisite, heavy, warm rolls of flesh under my palms was an altogether different experience. I couldn't resist drawing back to let my eyes savour this delight too. It was now my turn to moan with delight. This woman was truly a goddess. The breasts alone were enough to instill an unforgettable dose of lust in me - enormous, they were, pendulous but ever-so perky. I let my hands caress them, and couldn't help but notice how my hands were dwarfed by the sheer volume of breast-flesh. They swayed and jiggled beautifully under my touch, and I noticed her perfect, already-firm nipples rose even further to attention. I longed to wrap my lips around one of those perky pink nipples immediately, but resisted for the moment. I let my hands stray further. The breasts were only the start of a mind-blowing selection of fleshy delights. A series of perfectly-formed rolls of fat flowed downwards, the curve of each one complimenting the next. My fingers explored each one with passion, as she cooed and sighed and shivered with erotic happiness.

"You haven't even seen the best part yet", she purred, her voice slightly slurred with lust.

With that, she eased herself over onto her front. It seems a cliche to say that my jaw dropped, but the cliche rang true on this occasion. Firstly there was her beautiful expanse of back, with the most sexy back-rolls I've ever had the fortune to gaze upon. But even this incredible sight was eclipsed by what jutted out next. And I do mean jutted. Her rear end was enormous, beautifully curved and silky smooth - and jutted out to an unbelievable extent, giving her the most epic ass shelf imaginable. I could only sit there, my eyes bulging, and gaze in rapture. She giggled, a sound guaranteed to hot-wire any man or woman's lust in an instant. It seemed to break the spell. My hands reached out and planted a palm on each magnificent cheek. I groaned, but it was a groan of pure delight. The flesh was so soft and inviting. I gave it an experimental jiggle, and was rewarded with a series of sways and ripples.

"You know what I love?" she breathed, "Feeling a big hard cock between those cheeks".

I needed no further encouragement. My cock was already rock-hard and beginning to ooze those first precious drops of pre-cum. I parted those cheeks as well as I could with my comparatively tiny hands, and slowly slid the length of my cock between them. I heard her gasp, and I couldn't help but do the same. The sensation of my length being pressed in all around by the voluminous amount of ass-flesh was enough to drive me wild. Eager droplets of pre-cum splashed into her crevice, as if obligingly lubricating the gap for what was in store. Following their lead, I began to thrust my parked cock ever so slowly but firmly, letting it run the length of her ass. We both exploded into fits of sighs and gasps. The sensation was astonishing. Never before have I been with a woman with whom I could do this, and I imagine it'll never happen again. She was truly one of a kind.

I felt moistness against my already-swollen balls. I ground harder, and realised she was already slick with her juices, and my pendulous balls brushing casually against it was only making it wetter. Between my oozing pre-cum and her trickling lady-juices, it was getting incredibly moist down there. I suddenly wondered whether I should be doing this - after all, cumming already would be most ungentlemanly. But I realised this was the ultimate - a sensation that was wildly erotic, but didn't invite orgasm. I've no idea how long I had my cock wedged between her cheeks, I could have done it for hours without a thought in my head! But eventually something grabbed my attention. I wanted to get closer to those precious lady-juices of hers that I could feel soaking my crotch. I pulled away, which resulted in slight protestations from her, which were soon allayed when she realised what I had in mind. My face was directly in front of her pussy. The sight was pleased me more than any was seeing how her juices had trickled down over the expanse of stomach which was cushioning her lower body. I'd never seen a belly so majestic it could be seen in that way from that angle - but to see it wet with her own liquid - it was intoxicating. There wasn't another conscious thought before I buried my tongue in her pussy. Her muffled moans and shrieks seemed distant, but I didn't care. I lapped and licked and sucked and nuzzled for all I was worth. She writhed with delight, her whole body swaying and bouncing, those incredible ass-cheeks jiggling like jelly. There was no mistaking her first orgasm - if I thought she was wet before, it was nothing compared to the torrent unleashed. Her whole body spasmed and swayed, but I didn't let up for a second. My tongue continued to punish her clit, waggling and writhing with abandon. After that first heady orgasm, I couldn't read her, she seemed to peak and orgasm in a constant flow, barely able to catch her breath from the last before she was deep into the next climax.

Her words came barely audible to me between her gasps, but once I worked out what she was saying there was no mistaking her intentions. "Big cock.... inside me.... fuck..... "

I withdrew, my face slick, and paused for half a second to get my own breath back. In that moment, she shifted her weight onto her side. It was a terribly inviting sight, and I didn't let a moment waste. I mounted her vast thigh, hoping she wouldn't protest at my weight. She didn't. I caressed her other thigh as she drew it up, leaving her glistening wet pussy ready for my aching length. Such side-ways love-making wasn't new to me, but I have to confess it'd never really done a great deal for me before. Nevertheless, a gentleman doesn't disappoint a lady. Ever so slowly, I began to ease my massively engorged cock inside her. The tight wetness made me moan, and I gather my firmness has a similar effect on her. We moaned in unison. I let it slide in slowly, inch after inch, not wanting to impale her in one thrust. Automatically I sensed one reason why this unorthodox position had been adopted. The depth of penetration was beyond belief. Even later, after I'd explored other positions with her, I've never felt it so deep as that first time on her side.

The thrusting began in ernest. I tried to keep it gentle, because I could tell by her gasps that this was deep and intense. But my lust got the better of me. I couldn't control my rampant desires, and was soon pounding her hard. Some involuntary instinct made me smack that big, delectable ass and growl like an animal. My primitive, animal side was dominant. I would describe the sorts of sounds I was making in more detail, except that I was too busy listening to hers. Such moans and giggles and almost-screams of sheer desire. The auditory sensation rivalled the more base instincts, which was no small feat in the circumstances. The visuals were just as beguiling, seeing her whole body bounce and wriggle. Every perfect roll bounced against its neighbour. The heady combination of stimuli was proving too much, and I felt the cum begin its unstoppable ascent to orgasm. She must have sensed this, and her moans grew louder.

"Can I come on your body?" I blurted out. The words were there in mouth and said before my brain could intervene.

"Yes! Yes! Come on my ass, pleeeease!" she cried. It happened in a blur. I was in a state of bliss, and then the orgasm hit like a volcanic eruption. I all but screamed as it hit. And then the flood of cum shot out, blast after creamy blast. As she requested, it coated her ass, thick oozing blasts of it dribbling down her ass-crack and splattering against her cheeks.

I almost collapsed into quivering puddle of over-sexed bliss. But my duty was not done. She indicated she had more orgasms left in her. And seeing her ass, soaked with my cum, I wasn't going to deny her anything. I slid two fingers deep inside her pussy - no substitute for the cock that had been stretching it out moments before, but a satisfactory stop-gap perhaps. I began finger-fucking her just as eagerly. While my fingers plunged in and out of her, I used my thumb to stimulate her clit at the same time. She responded beautifully, and those quivering orgasms seemed to start filling her being again. And in a flash I found my other hand in the action to. A long finger snaked its way inside her ass-hole. The ample quantities of my jizz lubricated the proceedings, letting me thrust at equal speeds in both her holes, an epic type of double-handed double-penetration! The orgasms came quicker and harder, and her gushing juices only made things slicker and speedier. After one final, squirting orgasm she somehow forced out that she'd had more than she could deal with. We both collapsed back onto the soaked sheets and were soon both fast asleep, sleeping the dreamless sleep of the sexually satisfied.

Perhaps I overslept and missed something important. But it scarcely seemed important now.

XxX

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Heya all my gorgeous friends! I've been feeling a bit weird these last few days, so I thought I'd bash out a few sentences... I always find that helps!I think I'm feeling a bit like a fish out of water. Someone recently observed how it was an enormously courageous thing I did, just suddenly uprooting myself from London and moving down here to Australia. And, thinking about it, she's damn right... although I'd be more inclined to say 'rash and foolish' than 'courageous'! Although I suppose not foolish... because it's all going quite well. I have to keep reminding myself that if I was still back in Blighty I'd be probably still looking for both a flat and a job... and be skint. Currently, although I'm still pretty skint, I've at least got a job which I don't hate and somewhere cheap to live! Oh, and incidentally I discovered why so cheap when the linoleum tiles in the kitchen fell off duing a heatspell... and then the shower curtain rail fell out of its stocket at 3am. But that's all OK. Living with my cousin is alright, but because I'm such a free agent I do feel a little stifled by it sometimes. I'm not at all used to living with someone. It's all really in my own mind... too long flying solo!
But one of the things I never considered as much as I should before coming down here was the almost invisible network of friends that I've had to sever ties with. OK, so I didn't have a lot of close friends in London...not like some people do... but I do miss them not being here. I think the lack of social motivation is the issue. When there's people you know, you make the effort to go out with them. When you're alone, it seems to be ten times the effort to do so. I keep finding myself gravitating towards collapsing on the sofa at night with a DVD and a bottle of plonk... simply because no-one's there to text me and say “we're going to the pub, want to come?” OK, so there's nothing wrong with a night in... but I'm scared of becoming a loner like I was in my teenage years... completely insular.
I haven't even mentioned the sexual side yet, of course. And, yeah... I miss that more than anything! I keep feeling like I should have appreciated what I had back home (see, I still think of it as home!) I'm a picky bastard, really... I don't want a long-term 'relationship' and I like having more than just a one night stand. I really need to learn to love one or the other, don't I? The chance of acquiring what one can only call 'fuck buddies' is slim. I love it... being able to meet up with someone, have a meal and a drink and then shag each other silly, and then just getting on with our individual lives until next time. But other people want either more or less, it seems. I'm wondering if it'd be worth my while finding a worthwhile 'adult dating' site... I know they're full of nutjobs and wankers, but it might be better than finding random sex in clubs on a Saturday night.
I'm going to really be open here... hell, it's not like I'm going to hurt anyone by saying this stuff. I would be so happy if I fell in love. If the right person came along, who I could unreseveredly love and always want to be with, and satisfy all my sexual desires... I would be the happiest guy around. It scares me to think I might be so tuned-out when it comes to 'love' that I won't find it even when it's right in front of me. I feel my bad experiences in the past have left me permanently scarred. But what can I do about it? Find someone I like and try and convince myself that I really do 'love' them? I don't think I could do that. I don't want to break someone's heart by telling them I love them and then running off when the next sexy person comes along. I seriously don't trust myself. I can't fake love... and in all honesty, I don't want to.I guess I have to just keep thinking that one day it might happen... but learn to accept the fact that it might not. Bizarrely, the lyrics from the 'Snuffbox' theme keep running through my head... “I can't be in love if it's plastic, but to live on my own just seems tragic.”
Wow... I can't believe I just typed that paragaph! I wasn't meaning to be so deep and heartfelt in this blog! Oh well... I have to post this now, there's no use bottling it up! Let's change the subject though.
The weather is finally cooling off a little.I've actually slept with covers on for a few nights! I thought that'd never happen. Maybe I'm acclimatizing. I'm certainly picking up the accent! I spoke with someone back hom (did it again!) and they reckon I'm already speaking with that Aussie 'twang' in my voice! Hah... not sure how true that is... I doubt I'll be saying 'G'day' any time soon! The job is going well, I've picked it all up pretty quickly, though I say so myself. The pay isn't fantastic for the amount of work I have to do and the responsibility I have, to my mind... but after three months I get to negotiate that. And at least it's usually fun... well, as fun as any job ever is. The most challenging part is the die-cast model cars... I'm really not a rev-head at all, I don't know anything about cars, and much less Aussie ones! So all these blokey men come in asking for this and that model of whatever... and I'm useless! No... I manage to bluff my way through it most of the time. The other stuff I'm ace at... all the geeky stuff, collectibles, board games, card games, action figures. It's just the bloody cars that are my blind spot!
Oh, and I just remembered, there's one other thing that's making me feel awkward at the moment... and I'm sure a lot of you know what that is. Mel, aka Sweet Seductive Siren, is in London at the moment. If life hadn't decided to have a sick sense of humour, I'd be over there too with her... making a lot of fantasies (both her and mine) come true. How frustrating a thought is that? Seems to be a curse of mine, when it comes to meeting people on the net... I keep encountering all these amazing, sexy, wonderful people... but any plan to meet up with them falls apart! That's going to change. One of these days it'll change... mark my words!
Oh well... this has been a very strange blog, I wasn't planning to pour out my heart like this! But I'm glad I did. I feel better for it. :) Your comments are, as ever, gratefully awaited!
Lots of hugs and kisses... and other things if you desire them... to each and every one of you! XxX

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Body Fascism!

This blog might be a bit controversial… but hey, I’m not one to hold back on those grounds at all, hah! Plus I’m a bit sleep-deprived, and feeling argumentative… so bear with me if I start ranting and raving and talking gibberish! Oh, and I want to thank the extraordinary Sam (aka Doktor Grille) for giving me the food for thought that got me chewing on these ideas.

It goes without saying that there’s a lot of anti-BBW attitudes around. Especially in the media. I won’t bother speaking much about that, because it’s all around us. I rejoice in the fact that there’s a movement against this… and it’s getting steadily more and more weighty (as it were!) I’m amazed at the sheer volume of traffic a site like Fat-Forums gets, I think it definitely shows that the cliché of beauty being skinny is slowly being eroded. But something worries me. A lot of people, especially on places like the aforementioned forums, have an attitude that leans too far in the opposite direction for my tastes. They say that ONLY “fat” women are beautiful. I’ve participated in many discussions lately where the argument has been that BBWs are better in bed. Sex with a BBW is preferable to sex with a smaller girl. This worries me. It’s just as bad a stereotype as the ‘skinny girls are sexy’ attitude.

A lot of people around the net have said things like ‘all skinny girls are bitches’. Hah! I hate to burst anyone’s bubble, but body shape doesn’t dictate personality. Nor does it dictate sexual prowess. OK, I concede the point that if you fancy a BBW more, then sex with one is going to be better. Personally, I think there’s a whole stack of ‘pros’ to both a small girl and a big girl. There’s certain things, certain sexual tricks, that you can pull with each of them. It’s not a fair comparison at all, in my mind. Basically what I’m saying is that ALL body shapes can be beautiful and sexy. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about anyone having to be skinny OR fat to be shaggable.

I suppose I am a bit biased in my views… well, maybe not biased, just influenced. I mean, my girl Panda is no BBW! Her attitudes towards BBWs intrigues me, actually. She has no problem finding them attractive, no problems there. But I occasionally think she feels I'd prefer a larger woman. Completely untrue, but I can see why she'd think that. But a moment he had recently got me thinking, we were here on the net together, looking at myspace, and we looked at Ms Dawn P's profile... now, she's got an insane number of friends, 50,000 or something like that. That grieved Panda a little. I think she felt that, really, men prefer bigger, more 'womanly' women. I reassured her, but felt a bit bad because I could see what she meant.

So it’s basically my same old liberalist ideas that I’m peddling here… accept EVERYONE, EVERYONE is beautiful! Lol! I’m such a silly idealist, really.


XxX

Sunday, August 2, 2009

'The Dream Nurse'

My first ever piece of erotic fiction! I thought I'd better save it for posterity on here... I'm kind of proud of it! :)

THE DREAM NURSE




PART ONE – FROM ROAD TO WARD

It seemed like another ordinary day, as these things always do. The day ahead was simply stretching into the distance without anything to look forward to. The weather did little to relieve the drabness of the impending hours, with its grey leaden skies and miserable drizzle. It would have taken something special to make me smile as I stepped outside and made my usual way off to work. Little did I know that this would be a day that, whenever I cast my mind back to it, would never cease to bring a smile to my face!

The normal drudgery of everyday life took a severe tumble as I rounded the corner at the end of my road. And it wasn’t the only thing that took a tumble. Well how was I to know the builders refurbishing the pub on the corner had decided to erect a grim steel network of scaffolding just around the corner? And what sort of maniacal builder puts a horizontal bar at exactly my head height? Granted I am a little taller than most of the citizens frequenting this corner of the world. But that’s irrelevant now. With a resounding “clong” my forehead met iron. I went out like a light and, so I’m told, hit the ground with a mighty thud.

When I drifted back into consciousness I found myself in surroundings barely any less drab from those I was last conscious in. As my vision cleared I discerned that I was now in a dreary hospital ward. To my lift the constant rain spattered off the window which emitted precious little light. As I let my eyes take in my current location, it seemed there was not a soul around. Not another patient in sight, the other beds all vacant. No doctors, no nurses, nobody at all. By this stage I was stable-minded enough to be worrying about my own condition. To my relief I wasn’t plugged into any machinery, there was none of those pulse monitors going ping or whatever is that they do. I was simply lying in a hospital bed, stripped down to my singlet and boxers. As memories of what happened filtered back into my clearing mind, my fingers strayed to my forehead. I winched as I felt the tender flesh. I imagined there was quite a bruise there. I rolled my eyes and wondered if there was any difference between the monotony of a tedious work day and the monotony of being stuck in a hospital ward.

I’m not sure how long I laid there, my mind wandering around inside my skull. But eventually a noise broke the silence. I audibly sighed – for a moment there I was wondering if I was the only person left alive in London! The measured tapping of what sounded unmistakably like high-heeled shoes on the floor of the corridor outside was now clear as a bell. And then, in a moment that I shall remember with crystal clarity for the rest of my years, the formerly unseen person entered the room.


PART TWO – THE CURVY NURSE COMETH
There was little doubt that the figure who now stood framed in the ward doorway was a nurse. She wore a simple white nurse’s uniform. But that is where the similarity between the expected and the reality ended. The woman defied all conventional understandings of ‘voluptuous’ – she was curvier than any woman I’d have the fortune to gaze upon – ever! The word ‘curvy’ wouldn’t leave my fuzzy head. She was magnificently shapely. My eyeballs were scarcely under my control as they started at her feet and moved unstoppably upwards, drinking in every glorious detail. On her feet she worse silver high-heeled shoes, hardly practical for the arduous legwork of nursing, but undeniably sexy. From there legs extended upwards and curved outwards in the most beautiful display of female curves. My gaze lingered slightly on some remarkable tattoos that did nothing to distract from those beautiful legs… what looked like a koala just above her left ankle, and an intriguing flower shape picked out with blue on her spectacular thigh that peeked seductively out from under the hem of her ridiculously short skirt. Oh, those thighs were the stuff that dreams were made of. I couldn’t help but wonder how magnificent her booty must be, and desperately hoped I’d catch a glimpse of her rear before she left the room. Her torso was no less a treat for my already-spoilt eyed. A deliciously soft belly was discernable under the fabric, and two utterly perfect bosoms nestled above it, the soft breast-flesh pushed up and virtually overflowing from the low-cut uniform.

I suddenly came to my senses and realised I was staring with my mouth open at this gorgeous lady’s body. I closed my mouth and forced myself to look at her face. My heart fluttered once again as my eyes met hers. As if that stupendously curvaceous body wasn’t asset enough, this woman had been blessed with the most divine face I could ever imagine. Framed by exquisite coifs of lustrous red hair, it was the face of an angel. Two exquisite sapphire-blue eyes gleamed, displaying equal quantities of innocence and naughtiness. Rub-red lips, set into the faintest etchings of a grin were beautifully counterbalanced between the soft elegantly-rouged cheeks and a cute little nose. A piercing glistened in her right eyebrow, something which I was sure nurses were not permitted, but adored all the same. Her whole expression was something of amused interest. Her smile, her eyes and her body language all seemed to cry out “like what you see?”

“Mr Twist?” she asked. Her accent was American, and pure honey on the ears.
“Yes. Well, just Twist, not mister”, I managed to get out through some feat of self-awareness.
“I’m the nurse for this ward. How are you feeling?”
Well, what response could I give to that? On this seemingly run-of-the-mill day, I’d ended up in an infinitely depressing hospital ward. And now a vision from my wildest dreams had walked in and lit me up like a Christmas tree!
”OK”, was the weak response I mustered.
“You’ve suffered a concussion, Mr Twist. Sorry, just Twist. I’m just going to perform a few standard checks now that you’re awake”, she stated.

Her manner was businesslike, but there was an indefinable sense of playfulness underlying her voice. It intrigued me. Was this wonderful woman genuine or not? Was this some kind of joke?
She sashayed around the foot the bed, her whole body moving with a wonderful rhythmic motion. The subtle click-click of her heels on the linoleum floor was entrancing. She cast a glance over the clipboard attached to the bed-foot, and then moved over to the left-hand side of me. I literally couldn’t take my eyes off her. At the back of my mind I was frantically wondering what she must think of me, gawping at her like a lunatic. But if it bothered her, she showed no sign of it. Professional attitude, I supposed. She pulled out a miniature flashlight and checked my pupils. The light was dazzling, but I was already dazzled! She checked my pulse, and for those seconds while her soft velvet-smooth fingers were touching me I felt a thrill run down my spine. She jotted a few notes down on the clipboard, and then placed it on the otherwise empty bedside table.

“Well, Twist, it looks like you’re going to be fine. We’ll have you home by this afternoon”, she said. “You were very lucky.”
As she turned away to leave, I felt luckier than I’d ever felt to be able to gaze upon that magnificent rear of hers. Without a doubt it was the biggest, roundest and most spectacular bubble-butt I’d ever seen. The fabric of her uniform was stretched tight over it, and the shape of each exquisite cheek was clearly visible. I realised I was now harbouring an erection as hard as a rolling pin.




PART THREE – NIL BY MOUTH

Just as the nurse of my dreams was about to leave, she turned back, looking at something above my head.
“Hmmmm. That can’t be right”, she murmured.
I craned around to look at what had caught her attention. A sign above me said simply ‘nil my mouth’.
“Oh, you poor man,” she virtually purred, “that’s totally unnecessary, I don’t know why that was put up there. You must be so hungry!”
I shrugged. It hadn’t really occurred to me.
“Let me see if I can find something for you to get your mouth around”, she responded. There was no mistaking it now; a perfectly formed smile was now playing across those luscious lips. But rather than leaving to rustle up something from the hospital kitchens, she slowly came back towards the bed, never taking her eyes off me. And without pausing, she leaned over the bed, and with one exquisite hand teasing my hair and the other on chest, planted a deeply passionate kiss upon me. It’s a good thing I wasn’t wired up to any heart monitor, because I would have blown a fuse on it! Her soft lips parted and I felt her slippery wet tongue run across my lower lip before delving deeper. I had no idea why this amazing lady has favouring me with such passion, but I wasn’t about to turn her down. I returned the kiss with delight, letting my tongue in turn delve within her extraordinary mouth. She gave a slight moan of satisfaction, and that most erotic of sounds raised hairs on the back of my neck. I moaned in turn, lost in the moment.
With a delicious parting pucker, my dream nurse pulled back, a devilish smile on her lips.
“Mmmm, you’re one hungry boy! I wonder what else your curvy nurse has for you?” she said, her eyes smouldering. Evidently I was about to find out. In a graceful movement that belied her apparent plumpness, she effortlessly climbed onto the bed. Before I could doubt my senses, this magnificent lady was astride me, a delectable thick thigh each side of my torso. She gazed down at me, her patient, with that now-familiar smouldering sexiness in her sapphire eyes. There was no way I could have resisted it, the urge to have my hands on her gorgeous body was too strong for any mortal to resist. My hands were on her thighs in a heartbeat. Oh, they felt amazing, so soft and silky-smooth. And warm, deliciously warm. In this sparse environment, she was more real than anything.

To my joy, this fantastic creature was undressing herself. The white nurse’s uniform was off and hurled across the ward. Now she sat astride me in her lingerie- a skimpy red bra that barely held her pert bosoms in, and the thinnest of thin red thongs. She must have seen the look of delight on my face, because she smiled and winked at me beguilingly. And then she asked the question that her body language had been screaming earlier….
“So… do you like what you see?”
My muteness faded in an instant.
”You are amazing!” I breathed “I’ve never seen anyone as sexy as you! You are exquisite… you… “

I was in danger of letting my tongue run away with itself, but it wasn’t given a chance. She placed a finger to my lips to shush me, cooing in a seductive way. Only when she was satisfied that I wasn’t going to resume my outpouring of sweet words did she remove the finger and, joy of joys, began to unhook her bra. She took her time, lingering, teasing, making every inch of magnificent breast-flesh she revealed a fresh delight for me. When at last she removed the crimson fabric, and I gazed in wonder at her breasts, she giggled in that seductive way that truly sensual women can.
“Come here… wrap your lips around these”, she whispered. She cradled my head in her hands and pulled me towards her waiting bosom. In a moment of pure ecstasy, my lips met her left breast. The softness and warmth of it drove me wild. I nuzzled at the glorious soft flesh, relishing how it felt against my face. She was gasping in delight, and it wasn’t long before I was wrapping my lips around her nipple. It was wonderful, so perky and firm. I licked it tenderly with the tip of my tongue, and then let the side of my tongue slide along it. I sucked it in tender darting motions, which elicited delightful yelps of lust from my sensual carer. Her hands were buried in my hair, and pushing me deeper into her delicious breast-flesh. As I came up for air, she gently tugged my head over to her other bosom, its nipple now even more erect and longing for my oral love. Once again I teased and delighted those nipples, both of us loving it and not afraid to vocalise it (albeit my moans being somewhat muffled!)

When I came up gasping for air, I looked at my gorgeous nurse’s face. Her heavy lashes and flushed cheeks make it clear she was most certainly enjoying this nursing assignment.



PART FOUR – TAKING THE WEIGHT OFF HER FEET

“Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy that,” she purred while running her hands over my chest. I don’t know why I bothered nodding in response to the question; my whole body must have been overflowing with barely-concealed lust.
“Well maybe my favourite patient can do a little something for his nurse in return”, she whispered. She was off me in one deft movement. To my delight, she was removing her scarlet thong, the thin fabric passing over those delectable thighs and dropped without ceremony on the floor. She stood naked before me in all her glory. I swear I there was never been, and presumably will never be, a moment like this again in my life. She was spectacular in every sense of the word. Anything she wanted in return was hers if I could possibly provide it.

”I’ve been on my feet all day”, she explained. “I really need to sit down somewhere. Any ideas?” I twigged her meaning the moment the words had left her exquisite lips. The thought of it sent me even wilder into my lustful state. I was re-arranging myself already, moving the starchy hospital pillows. I’d had my share of face-sitting sessions in my time, but this was going to be something else.

“It’s a good thing we’re in a hospital”, she giggled as she turned around, revealing that majestic booty unadorned by her thong, “because I’m a bit worried you might pass out. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle.” She couldn’t stifle another sensual giggle. She started massaging and gently slapping those beautiful cheeks of hers. I realised if I’d been turned on before, I was now into new territory. My blood was all put boiling in my veins, my cock was more rigid than the iron bar that had put me in this indescribable situation.

Once my nurse was satisfied she’d impressed me enough, she moved in for what I am tempted to describe as ‘the kill’! Once again she leaped upon the bed, which gave an almighty squeal of tormented metal. I wondered if there was any danger of the bed collapsing, what with me being not exactly petite and the lady who was now upon me being of not insignificant size. But the thought flashed away in an instant, for what approached me now was mind-blowing to say the least. My magnificent nurse’s beautiful bottom, two gigantic sexy spheres, were gently swaying above my face. There wasn’t a rational thought in my head as my hands seized upon them, my palms desperately trying to lay every inch of skin against her soft booty-flesh. It was a sensational words can’t succeed to describe. I was in awe at how my hands, my big long-fingered hands, were utterly dwarfed by the sheer size of her cheeks. I kneaded and massaged those cheeks in exactly the same way as she had been doing less than a minute before. I could hear her sighs, gasps and giggles from the other side of her magnificent body, and knew she was enjoying this as much as I was. But my nurse seemed to be impatient, and with each movement the ultra-erotic mass of her behind came closer and closer to me. I could see her glistening pussy as it bore down towards me, clearly slick with her flowing juices. I licked my lips in anticipation.

We arrived at the same thought together, it seemed. In one delicious movement she firmly planted her weight upon my face, and at the same second I opened my mouth ready to lick her towards ecstasy. We both moaned, although I doubt anyone could have heard my muffled noises. My tongue buried itself in her sweet pussy. Oh, it was delicious; she tasted as good as she looked. I could barely breathe, but I didn’t care. I could see very little, but I didn’t care. If I concentrated I could almost make out her squeals of delight, but the sound was distant and muffled. But I didn’t care. All that mattered now was that I was eating out the most delectable pussy in the world from between the most magnificent ass-cheeks in the world. She squirmed, and the weight of her cheeks pushed me deeper into the hard mattress. I didn’t cease exploring her with my tongue for a single moment. Soon she was all but grinding her full weight upon me. My hands were still massaging those massive twin orbs of flesh on either side of my face. My mind was swimming, the border between reality and fantasy, already heavily blurred today, was becoming less and less tangible. I was in a world of pure sexual paradise.

I don’t know how much time passed before my gorgeous nurse came. It could have been minutes or hours for all I could tell. But suddenly her squeals became more intense. Her pussy juices were flowing steadily, soaking the lower half of my face. And then her whole body trembled, and guttural but utterly feminine sounds told me she was in the throes of one monstrous orgasm. If it wasn’t for the softness of her flesh, I’m sure my face would have been badly bruised as her cheeks ground and thumped against my skin as her body was wracked with erotic fits. Only when that eruptive orgasm faded did she raise her giant ass off me. I wondered if she had worried about my safety at all during the romp, and idly wondered how she’d explain to the hospital board how a patient in her care had managed to suffocate in his hospital bed.




PART FIVE – EMERGENCY TREATMENT

Suddenly she was back in nurse mode. In a no-nonsense business-like manner she took my pulse again, and seemed satisfied I was going to remain in the land of the living. She then took a tissue and delicately wiped my face, cleaning away those delicious juices she’d inadvertently smeared across my cheeks, lips and chin.

“Well thankyou, Twist,” she said. “That feels much better.”
Once again, the right words wouldn’t have found their way to my mouth even if I wasn’t suffering a head injury. Well, possibly several head injuries now.

“Now, is there anything else I can help you with before I leave you to rest?”, she inquired? She ran a coruscating blue eye across the situation before her. I was still gasping for air, it’d be at least ten minutes before I was breathing normally again. But then her eyes came to rest lower down the bed. There was no mistaking the large bulge that even the heavy hospital blankets couldn’t completely disguise. A smile that was more smirk than grin crossed her face.

”Oh, Twist… I see we’ve got a slight medical problem that needs my attention down here”, she mockingly intoned. With one swift movement she threw off the bedcovers, blankets and sheets flying. Stupidly, I felt slightly embarrassed. What kind of fool was I, I had just been directly intimate with this woman’s most private areas, why did I feel this way? Her smirk widened as she mentally evaluated the impressive bulge tenting out my boxers.

“Well, well, well. This looks very serious”, she said. She had my boxers down around my knees before I could have protested, not that I wanted to. My cock stood there, at full attention, those first precious drops of pre-cum glistening on its head. Her expression could have only been described as ‘smug’ as she inspected my intimate areas. Ever so slowly she reached out and cupped my balls in the palm of her hand. I let out an involuntary sigh.

“I think you’re suffering from a dangerous amount of build-up down here, Twist”, she said, her voice dripping with innuendo, “would you like me to help out?”

“Yessss…”, I moaned. It was my lust who produced that response before the brain could veto anything. Her left hand snaked out and wrapped its sensual soft fingers around my throbbing shaft. My eyes all but bulged out of my head. But that was nothing compared to what was coming (if you’ll excuse the pun.) As my eyes were rolled back into my skull, my hips bucked involuntarily at I felt the most incredible sensation. Those lips, those magnificent ruby lips, were now wrapped tightly around my sensitive cock-head! If I thought I was going to pass out during her face-sitting romp, now I was seriously wondering if I would faint dead away in a fit of ecstasy!

Oh, the things that gorgeous nurse could do with her skilful lips and tongue defied belief! Those soft wet lips slid up and down my rock-hard shaft with the precision of someone who knew exactly how to treat man-meat. While she had my cock between her lips her tongue would expertly wind itself around the head and circle it with a passion. And all the time she kept playfully massaging my heavy balls, which I could feel steadily filling up full of hot man-juice. I can’t recall what sort of noises I was making, but knowing what I’m usually like I’m surprised half the hospital staff didn’t come running to see what was going on.

I was too turned-on to survive that relentless sucking for very long. In hindsight, I’m amazed I didn’t blow my load the moment her lips met the flesh of my cock! It must have been at least five minutes before it came to the crunch. I could feel it the first overtures of the orgasm rumbling deep inside my groin, and suddenly my whole body tensed up and I gasped in wonder at the feelings that were wracking my body. And then it hit. I let out an almighty moan and my whole body quivered. My hips bucked and every tendon in my legs were tight as wired. One hand dug into mattress at my side, while the other desperately tried not to pull too heavily on that beautiful red hair of hers. I felt the cum erupt out of my cock in an almighty blast. It must have filled her mouth, as she pulled away spluttering. Another blast followed in quick succession, and caught her across her chin and neck, while a third deftly landed between her quaking bosoms. I’ve always been rather messy with my ejaculations, but this was something else. By the time my orgasm released its grip on my body, my jizz was liberally splattered over both her body and mine. All my strength left me, and I fell back onto my pillows with a resounding thump. Unconsciousness had finally regained its power over me.




PART SIX – A RUDE AWAKENING

Eventually I awakened once again, still in the same dreary hospital room. But it was a very different awakening this time. There was noise and movement all around. As my bleary sight returned, I groggily gazed around me. The ward was full. Patients occupied the other beds, nurses and doctors busily bustled from one to the other. Memory flooded back into my woozy head. The amazing voluptuous nurse, the kisses, her nipples, the face-sitting, filling her mouth with my cum. I looked down at myself. I was clothed in my singlet and boxers again, no sign of my sticky man-cream on my body. My brow furrowed in confusion, and then realisation dawned. The whole thing must have been a dream. I closed my eyes and sighed, and let my head drop back onto the pillow. I knew it had to have been too good to be true. It all made no sense – why was the ward empty then but full now? Why would this nurse be so absurdly sexily dressed, and why would she do those enormously intimate things with a patient she barely knew? It had seemed so real, but deep down I knew it was folly to find any other reasoning beyond an overactive imagination let loose. Disappointed and frustrated, I rested there.

Eventually some bland flat-chested skin-and-bones nurse told me a taxi was being arranged to take me home. I scrambled back into the clothes I’d been wearing first thing in the morning. My effects were in the drawer of the bedside stand – wallet, keys, mobile (with a dozen unread text messages), and glasses, all in order. I turned to leave the depressing ward, when a smattering of colour caught my eye. On the top of the stand was a card. Quizzically I reached out and picked it up. It was a standard ‘get well soon’ card. I flipped it open and read what was inside. My heart skipped a beat….

“Dear Twist.
Hope you’re feeling better soon.
Thanks for everything you did. You’re wonderful.
Hope to see you again soon.
Love from… Ms Curvy Nurse. X X X”



THE END

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Understanding Myself!

Well hello, hello, hello again all my wonderfully delectable friends! This is a momentous occasion in Twist-Blogging! This blog will be being read not only on myspace, by my sexy myspace friends... but also on my new Blogger page, and also on my Fat-Forums profile... and I might even find the time to put it on my BBW Extreme profile as well! This isn't just in an effort to boost my ego (although that's partly the reason!) but also because I'm so annoyed at losing the dozens of blogs I did when my myspace got deleted a while back. So from now on, it's the New Improved Multi-Site Twistamatic Deluxe Blog in 3D! OK, get on with it....

I was inspired by my excellent friend Cricket to write this blog. The thing is, I'm wondering how many people out there actually understand themselves. I don't want to sound pretentious, but I do feel that I know myself, and understand myself, a lot better than most people do. I don't say that in a boastful way at all, in fact I wonder if it's a good thing at all! So bear with me...

You know what I think makes us understand ourselves better? It's pain. We, as humans, endure a lot of pain. I'm going to talk about my own experiences... not in some whiny emo way, but because I think it illustrates what I'm banging on about. I had a horrible teenage life. I was 6'6" by the time I was fourteen, I got bullied, had no self-confidence, no friends... and then fate threw me a blessing at exactly the wrong time, so it looked like the worst curse imaginable. I realised I was finding men attractive. Sexually attractive. So I had to now deal with the fact that I was gay (or so I thought). I didn't cope at all well. I didn't discuss it with anyone, of course... and I soon found myself pretty much incapable to talk with my peers of either sex. I became very insular. I went to a very dark place, as they would say.

It was only leaving home and coming to London to go to university that kicked me out of that horrible state of mind. I learned to live. I was seventeen when I left home. It took me a year to get out of that dark mindset and make friends, and finally, when I was about nineteen, have some sort of deeper connection, a romantic and sexual connection, with another person. First was a rather unsatisfying bit of spooning and whatnot with another guy, a fellow student. And then I lost my virginity with a girl. I learned that I wasn't gay, I still found women hugely attractive! But I fancied men too.... so by the time I was twenty, I think, I was settled with being bi-sexual.

Looking back at myself, during those emerging years, what I find remarkable with hindsight is that I went from socially moribund and depressed to... well, what I am now, without any direct outside inlfluence. I never spoke to anyone about how I felt or my sexual urges, I never spoke to my parents or brother, I had no friends to confide in for a long time. But somehow, over the passage of the years, I learned to understand myself. And now I feel like I've benefited from it. I have a very firm belief in myself, and what I can do and what I feel. I never feel ashamed or embarrased of who I am or what I do. In fact, it's probably gone a bit far, I am guilty of being self-obsessed and arrogant, I admit that! But that's probably better than what I was, don't you think?

I'm especially glad that I'm confident when it comes to my sexual side. I feel hugely sympathetic for those people who are latent homosexuals or bisexuals, so haven't the power to come out and declare their desires. But it's not all that deep and meaningful. For instance, I like some pretty extreme and bizarre types of porn. And I'm not ashamed of it... OK, I don't go around talking to casual acquaintances about how much I love wanking off while watching extreme cumshot porn (actually, I have done that once or twice... a drink or two and I'll tell you anything!) but you get my drift.

Anyway, my point is that that journey of self-discovery I endured made me what I am today... and in a strange way I'm thankful for it. I know it sounds terribly arrogant, but I like being me now! And I think that's a gift, to be happy with yourself and enjoy being yourself. And it seems to be rare. But what I want to say is, all those of you who are reading this who are suffering with all kinds of problems, be they personal or whatever.... just remember that creaky old cliche... 'that which does not kill us only makes us stronger'. It's hackneyed as hell, but it's true! Grit your teeth and do your best and eventually things will be bright, and life will the all the sweeter after you've tasted the sour. You'll understand yourself better... I promise you that!

OK, I'm starting to sound like some zealous motivational speaker or something now... so I'll shut up! I just wanted to get all that off my chest. I hope someone finds it interesting!

All my love... TWiST XxX